116 definitions by yorrick hunt
by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.
Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
Puzzles:
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
"Yous all seen what he done."
( a proud owner making a speech on receiving a trophy for his horse winning a major harness-racing event at the "trots")
( a proud owner making a speech on receiving a trophy for his horse winning a major harness-racing event at the "trots")
by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008
Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008