yo momma's definitions

FU

A very shitty wrestling move. It is nothing more than a body slam.

The FU is a shitty finishing move.

by Yo Momma January 13, 2005

Hell

What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

by Yo Momma January 29, 2005

grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

by Yo Momma September 30, 2003

Ariel Sharon

A game of Sharon played in the air.

Hey Joe, lets go play some Ariel Sharon.

by Yo Momma November 25, 2004

Rice

Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.

"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"

by Yo Momma October 19, 2003

kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004