yo mamma's definitions

dead mom

a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad

help im being attcked by a dead mom

by yo mamma November 13, 2003

booty

butt, ass; usually refers to a black person's butt.

her booty is banging

by yo mamma August 6, 2004

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

bizznatch

in the right context it means "bitch"

Man, she is such a BIZZNATCH

by yo mamma August 25, 2004

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

welfare queen

A woman, regardless of race who is living off the welfare system purely because of laziness and not due to any real need.

She could have a job but she is a welfare queen.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003