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imke by yo mamma June 11, 2006
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Imke means that their an amazing person and are so brilliant to hang out with and are beautiful and sexy. They are that amazing friend who always sticks by you and is a creative person. If you have an imke in you life tell them! They deserve to know!
Girl1: hey! Guess what?

Girl2: what?

Girl1: I think your my imke!
Imke by Im_amazing November 16, 2014
A special, cute girl with a great taste in music.
She's arty and has a unique style.
You probably have the nicest conversations with her because she's super sweet and hilarious. If you have an Imke in your life, never ever let her go.
Person 1: Woaaah who's that?
Person 2: That's my girlfriend Imke.
Person 1: Wow, you're so lucky!
Person 2: Ikr bro.
Imke by nietMauro December 7, 2019
one tight cornhole licking chick that i will love for the rest of my life. but she likes to lick other girls you no what
imke by her love October 21, 2003

dirty imke

The sexual act of finding a man taller than 6'5 so you feel dominated for once in your life, and when that doesn't work you buy a vibrator to get your pussy throbbing.
You didn't hear about Tayla? Yeah she had to pull a dirty imke last night
dirty imke by When Dee September 30, 2020
someone that is so kewl no1 can except him and his utter kewlness.
sexyperson 101: Damn, i heard that imkewl guy that plays tmu is fuxking kewl!

Random guy: hellz yeah! i know!
imkewl by imkewl June 13, 2008
Being punched in the face for no particular reason other than having a un likable face resulting a black eye or two black eyes
I was just on the dance floor minding my own business and some guy imkerd me
Imkerd by Riggen6 January 14, 2021
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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