yes juanito yes's definitions

gotta be a sin

Something that is so pleasurable or sexy that it has to be kept a secret. So wrong but so right.

Ann: "What we did last night was so wonderful. Don't tell anybody."

Mike: "It was fantastic. So good...Gotta be a sin."

by yes juanito yes January 16, 2015

sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.

"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

commercial line

Adjective that suggests that a product is of high quality and is used extensively in industry. Makes the consumer want to buy it.

I'm gonna choose this glass cleaner since the label says it's commercial line.

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

model fueled party

A gathering of wealthy people, often from the entertainment or fashion industries, which is highly populated by beautiful models. Always makes for a very memorable affair.

The awards show after-party went on into the wee hours of the morning. It was a glitzy and fantastic model fueled party. Plenty of models and bottles there.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014

motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

multimask

To apply more than one skin care product to the face to get a hydrating glow and younger looking skin. The goal is to exfoliate and polish the skin.

Beauty Advisor: "Don't hesitate to multimask so you can eliminate crow's feet and enhance the apples of your cheeks."

by yes juanito yes November 1, 2017