danger tape

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.

1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 08, 2014

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 03, 2014

let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

by yes juanito yes April 03, 2015

euing

Feeling euphoric.

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."

by yes juanito yes September 02, 2014

pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

by yes juanito yes September 08, 2014

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014