yes juanito yes's definitions

mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.

My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

covfefelessness

The absence of covfefe.

Human 1: "Would you rather live in a world of covfefelessness?"

Human 2: "Maybe."

Human 1: "That's an absurdism."

by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017

look right

An instruction for pedestrians in England (and other places) where they drive on the left side of the road. Assists visitors and tourists who are not accustomed to the different driving pattern.

When walking around in London, look right first before crossing the street.

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

girl check

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.

Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."

by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014