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the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
Get the business bonermug. From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.
"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
Get the hitting the switchesmug. by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
Get the stoner bonermug. related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
Get the boredom bonermug. 1.concerns a person who is a complete loser or bitch, can pertain to either a person's monetary worth or a person's significance
2.similiar in meaning to (1.), but in this case with regard to a thing, stating that said thing is of little to no worth
3.
2.similiar in meaning to (1.), but in this case with regard to a thing, stating that said thing is of little to no worth
3.
1."I can't stand that broke ass Rick. He never shows up when he says he will."
2."My car is totally broke ass. It sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower."
2."My car is totally broke ass. It sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
Get the broke assmug. In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.
"We went down to da muhfuggin' kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
Get the mamuhmug. the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
Get the swoop and scoopmug.