Grades

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins.

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins precisely.

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Philippinian

/,fɪ-ɫɪ-'pʰɪ-ni-ən/
how Pewdiepie refers to Filipinos at 5:56 in "Looking at my Analytics"; also Filipino 9-year-olds

Marzia's Boyfriend: Philippines is my 2nd biggest country. Damn! Philippinian bros! Thank you!

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 06, 2019