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Filipino

A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
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Hinduism

Oldest religion. Based on reincarnation based on karma. If you are bad, you will reincarnate as something bad. Same with being good. But if you are perfect, you go to the top of the universe.
Hinduism is still very popular today!
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Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance
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Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273
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