xander's definitions

5 by 5

To be in a content state of being. To be fine

Hey how are you? 5 by 5.

by Xander October 29, 2003

splatterkhaki

The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.

"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Dead Fish

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

by Xander October 29, 2003

weiling

un-pwnz3st p3rs0n evar! comes up with the worst comebacks. and a DORK. but somewhat ok.

who's a very unpwnz1ng person?
weiling is.

by xander June 12, 2003

oubipaws

A asshole and a bastard who is obsessed with computers.

Anyone who wants to be like Oubipaws should get fucked in the ass.

by Xander April 12, 2005

Skee you

A call meaning: holler at me biatch.

I gave a skee you to the hoe.

by Xander November 4, 2004

Spack

The act of having sex with ugly people. To fornicate with repugnant persons. distastful swearing

Chelsea spacked with Chris.
Spack me!!!
So did you hear that Jim Spacked Chelsea?

by Xander June 16, 2004