*milennial pause (duration: 30 seconds)* "wassup butter cup! i haz a happy doggo with me! he witerally borks at everything! he's such a friggin goober! Can't go a singular day without my starbies, or else im going to activate RAGE MODE!" *makes chopped ahh jim carrey facial expression*
"ma'am, please go back to your old folk's home. where is your caretaker?"
"ma'am, please go back to your old folk's home. where is your caretaker?"
by wzrd101 May 24, 2025
when you are so unbelievably horny and nothing in your house is available but a mug, so you take the mug's opening (the muhh) and starting piping it.
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