Apocalypse

What's happening now because of COVID-19 and the George Floyd race riots.

Person 1 in 2020: "Why has this year been so shitty?"
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."

by wugugugug June 06, 2020

quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)

(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?

by wugugugug May 06, 2021

Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

by wugugugug May 23, 2022

r/atheism

The cringiest place on the internet.

The average r/atheism poster: Real warriors don't use guns or swords, but knowledge and wisdom. This is something that the religitards don't seem to understand. However, when you have the combined intelligence of an infantile ardepithecus ramidus (of which shares a common ancestor with the homo sapien if any religitards who don't understand the human geneology happen to be reading) it all begins to make sense. They're all fucking idiots and I hate them so much for that reason. Everything they stand for is so logically flawed. Their entire belief structure is based on emotion. Imagine being so sad. I grew up christian, but then my dog died of canine aids, and I realized there can't be a god!! because how could something so cruel happen to my little floof? I talked about it to my mom, and she said it's sad but to MOVE ON! And that dogs don't go to heaven! As if my little floofer doesn't have any FEELINGS!! How can someone who calls themselves a christian be so cold hearted? And if someone who believes in a god is bad, that means there are no gods ever. I'm 15 and I hate my mom.

by wugugugug March 04, 2021

The End of Evangelion

Extremely fucked up anime film that is an alternate ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion. There's legitimately no way to explain its plot, you simply have to experience it for yourself and feel it. It's an absolute fucking emotional rollercoaster of a film and it doesn't apologize for what it is. It also has extremely beautiful but horrifying visuals. It is the ultimate definition of a mind fuck.

The End of Evangelion is the mind fuck of all mind fucks.

by wugugugug June 22, 2022

big booty latina

Another name for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alex: AOC is my favorite big booty latina.

by wugugugug July 17, 2022

it'll laugh you silly!

A certain strain of weed that will get you high as hell!

Person 1: "I got a nice new vape pen, and it's 95% thc.
Person 2: "Damn, let me get a hit!"
Person 1: "Be careful, it'll laugh you silly!"

by wugugugug May 11, 2019