wouldaben's definitions
As thin as a model, particularly a runway/catwalk model. Very thin with essentially no visible fat. Abdomen is either flat or concave. Hip bones and the lower edges of the rib cage rise above the valley of the abdomen created between them. Real breasts are not present (or at least prominent) as breasts are filled with fat that has been stripped away by calorie deprivation. Small breast "buds," comparable to those of slim girls in the earliest stages of puberty, may be present. Artificial breasts are often present as they are composed of materials that cannot be digested to support metabolism, and the modeling industry seems to prefer them. Cheeks are concave and cheek-bones are prominent. Thighs are not much, if any, thicker than the calves. When the model stands with her feet together, her thighs do not touch each other and she creates the approximation of a one-dimensional line protruding perpendicular to the plane of the floor.
I understand that in order to be model-thin, women must endure constant hunger, hunger-headaches, coldness, frequent colds/flu, and often abuse drugs such as cocaine and cigarettes. Even when they have little body fat, they use laxatives and enemas to minimize their waists. Some force themselves to vomit food they have unintentionally eaten. None the less, I am ashamed to admit that I am enthralled with the sylphic beauty of women who are model thin. I have tried for two decades to ignore or change this attraction, but I cannot shake it.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
Get the model-thinmug. She shaved religiously from an early age so that her vulva was perfectly glabrous both before and after she went through puberty.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
Get the glabrousmug. one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
Get the vulvavoremug. Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.
by wouldaben December 19, 2010
Get the diet sexmug. As thin as a model, particularly a runway/catwalk model. Very thin with essentially no visible fat. Abdomen is either flat or, preferably, concave. Hip bones and the lower edges of the rib cage rise as peaks above the valley of the abdomen created between them. Real breasts are not present as real breasts are filled with fat that was long ago stripped away by diet and exercise. Artificial breasts are sometimes present as they are composed of materials that cannot be digested to support basal metabolism. Cheeks are hollow and cheek-bones are prominent. Thighs are not much, if any, thicker than the calves. When the model stands, she creates the approximation of a one-dimensional line protruding perpendicular to the plane of the floor on which she stands.
I understand that in order to be as thin as they are, models must endure constant hunger, hunger headaches, coldness, frequent colds/flu, and often abuse drugs such as cocaine and cigarettes. Even when they have no body fat, they use laxatives and enemas to minimize their waists through fecal removal. None the less, I am ashamed to admit that I am enthralled with the sylphic beauty of women who are model thin. I have tried for two decades to ignore or change this attraction, but I cannot shake it.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
Get the model thinmug. the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
Get the vulva-printmug. The smell that hovers around many poor people comprising cigarette smoke, cheap perfumes designed to mask odors (ex. Fabreeze), insecticides (ex. Raid), scented laundry detergent, and alcohol breath.
When I saw that guy, I knew he wasn't wealthy, but when I smelled his reek of poverty, I knew he was really scraping to get by.
by wouldaben January 10, 2011
Get the reek of povertymug.