The smell that hovers around many poor people comprising cigarette smoke, cheap perfumes designed to mask odors (ex. Fabreeze), insecticides (ex. Raid), scented laundry detergent, and alcohol breath.
When I saw that guy, I knew he wasn't wealthy, but when I smelled his reek of poverty, I knew he was really scraping to get by.
by wouldaben January 10, 2011
a meeting of women held for the purpose of helping and inspiring each other to lose weight and become thinner. The members of a dieting party are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect diet party. They rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water and exercising until they passed out and were revived by their fellow dieters. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best diet party ever.
by wouldaben January 06, 2011
A bra (brassiere) which is smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat content) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a tiny lace bra with a 30 inch bust and AA cups (essentially a training bra) and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into this dieting bra. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in it." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate black lace against her shrinking breast-buds, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010
by wouldaben December 17, 2010
a garment of such genius that it firmly covers the vulva without touching the anus thereby collecting a woman's best smells while avoiding her worst. Another genius feature of panties are that their edges end right at the natural crease where the woman's leg bends and slope upwards towards her hip bones thereby visually lengthening her legs and narrowing her pelvic region.
The only thing better than a beautiful woman wearing panties is a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all.
by wouldaben January 06, 2011
one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a pussivore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a pussivore made a big difference in both of their careers.
by wouldaben December 18, 2010
Cunnilingus performed on a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
He loved to perform diet-lingus on her; he loved the salty taste of her vulva (especially when she orgasmed) and he loved to gaze through the valleys between her hip bones and between her tiny breast-buds to her lean face - eyes closed and mouth open - as she moaned with pleasure. He was aroused by the zeal with which she pursued her ultra-slim figure and would have felt guilty if he had encouraged her in the extremes she endured to maintain her sylphic shape. She had formed an inextricable psychological association between being thin (or losing weight) and sexuality and would not let him pleasure her sexually unless she had exceeded her weight-loss goals - much as he desired to pleasure her all the time.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010