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adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. "knighted") authority. Important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense.
Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."
It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
by wouldaben December 18, 2010
Get the beknightedmug. You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011
Get the Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.mug. a meeting of women held for the purpose of helping and inspiring each other to lose weight and become thinner. The members of a dieting party are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect diet party. They rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water and exercising until they passed out and were revived by their fellow dieters. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best diet party ever.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
Get the diet partymug. Cunnilingus performed on a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
He loved to perform diet-lingus on her; he loved the salty taste of her vulva (especially when she orgasmed) and he loved to gaze through the valleys between her hip bones and between her tiny breast-buds to her lean face - eyes closed and mouth open - as she moaned with pleasure. He was aroused by the zeal with which she pursued her ultra-slim figure and would have felt guilty if he had encouraged her in the extremes she endured to maintain her sylphic shape. She had formed an inextricable psychological association between being thin (or losing weight) and sexuality and would not let him pleasure her sexually unless she had exceeded her weight-loss goals - much as he desired to pleasure her all the time.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
Get the diet-lingusmug. one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
Get the vulvavoremug. She shaved religiously from an early age so that her vulva was perfectly glabrous both before and after she went through puberty.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
Get the glabrousmug. description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.
by wouldaben January 4, 2011
Get the spoon hipsmug.