Definitions by wouldaben
spoon hips
description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.
spoon hips by wouldaben January 4, 2011
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pussivore
one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a pussivore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a pussivore made a big difference in both of their careers.
pussy-print
the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each pussy-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her pussy-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the pussy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
pussy-print by wouldaben December 19, 2010
perfrexionist
a combination of the words "perfectionist" and "anorexic." Someone, usually male, who cannot imagine being attracted to woman whose lower abdomen is convex or whose body has adipose tissue that disturbs the continuity of her lines.
You can call me shallow, but if sex is the only activity that is not allowed outside a committed relationship, then I'm going to make sexual attraction my first priority in a partner; in my case, that makes me a perfrexionist.
perfrexionist by wouldaben December 19, 2010
diet sex
Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.