wouldaben's definitions

vulvoracious

a combination of the words "vulva" and "voracious" suggesting one who is hungry for vulva. Describes one who greatly desires to perform cunnilingus or other oral stimulation of the vulva.

I was vulvoracious after watching that hot model wearing lingerie; I wanted to pull down her panties, surround her vulva in my mouth, and lick her to orgasm right then and there.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

diet-philia

a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.

I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Hotel California Girl

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."

Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."

by wouldaben December 18, 2010

dicktater

a tatertot in the shape of a long cylinder about the size an shape of a fish stick or phallus.

A: "This fish stick tastes like a tatertot."

B: "It's not a fish stick. It's a dicktater."

A: "Ewww!"

by wouldaben December 20, 2010