description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.
by wouldaben January 04, 2011
Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:
1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.
by wouldaben January 07, 2011
a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010
the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010
a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.
by wouldaben December 18, 2010
the phenomenon among thin women of the fronts of their panties not touching their lower abdomens. This phenomenon is best achieved when the woman is lying on her back. The front of the panty is held up and away from her concave lower abdomen by her hip bones and the bulge of her vulva/pubic mound. Panty canopies are considered attractive by many not only because they demonstrate the thinness of the woman but, when viewed from the proper angle, provide a view of the top of the woman's vulva/pubic mound. (See also panty bridge, which is a subset of the panty canopy.)
That model is showing off how thin she is by lying down, sucking in her already tiny abdomen, and creating a panty canopy so deep that a train could drive under it.
by wouldaben December 15, 2010
the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each pussy-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her pussy-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the pussy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
by wouldaben December 18, 2010