a contest between two women to see who can lose the most weight or be the thinnest by a given time. A diet dual may be proposed to resolve a disagreement between the contestants, much like the sword and gun duals in the days of yore.
Keira and Alessandra argued bitterly over who was sexier. Finally, they decided to settle their dispute with a diet dual. Whoever had the lowest BMI (Body Mass Index) by Valentine's Day would be declared the sexier of the two.
by wouldaben January 06, 2011
a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.
I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010
Ballerinas strive for their bodies to be like that of a sylph - thin to the point that they appear lighter than air.
by wouldaben December 15, 2010
a meeting of women held for the purpose of inspiring each other to become thinner by combining their weight loss with sexual ecstacy. The members of a dieting orgy are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect dieting orgy. The group of models, ballerinas, and rhythmic gymnasts rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water, exercising, weighing, and measuring themselves. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best dieting orgy ever.
by wouldaben January 07, 2011
description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.
by wouldaben January 04, 2011
Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:
1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
1. There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.
2. I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
3. Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.
by wouldaben January 07, 2011
a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.
by wouldaben December 12, 2010