wordsmith's definitions

calm your wow

similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.

A- Holy shit, man! I can't believe she actually talked to me. I think I'm in love man. I gotta tell her. This is like the best night of my life.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.

by wordsmith December 17, 2004

Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

slammerkin

Loose dress or Loosewoman

Edith is the kind of slammerkin the men knew to avoid.

by Wordsmith February 21, 2005

sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013

Dime Piece

When a girl is bangin', hot, beautiful, "A perfect ten."

Jess is a fucking dime piece, bro.

by Wordsmith February 6, 2003

pastrami piece

a vagina that has seen its fair share of cock and whose appearance is comparable to pastrami.

Did you eat that bitch out?

Naw man i'm allergic to pastrami.

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

HOMOBIAN

This is a term used to describe a "gay male" trapped in a lesbian body.

Pat and Les were clearingly a couple of homobian's, as it was nearly impossible to tell who was the alpha role in the relationship since they both drove monster sized 4-wheel-drive trucks.

by Wordsmith February 27, 2005