wolfbait51's definitions

minge vase

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.

That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700

by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

shit chevron

A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.

Judging by the shit chevron in my briefs,I got promoted from crap corporal to shit sergeant.

by wolfbait51 May 7, 2011

the castaway

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

Rapunzel titties

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.

Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.

by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

Fat Navy

The big and tall department at Old Navy

Pants with a waist size greater than 32" are in the Fat Navy department

by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

fart categories

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011