Definitions by wolfbait51
quail call queef
Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
quail call queef by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
The Carpenter's Level
Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
The Carpenter's Level by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
wedgie paste
That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
wedgie paste by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
dust mop titties
Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
dust mop titties by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
dog snot windows
Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
dog snot windows by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
involuntary decapitation
Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.
involuntary decapitation by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
wedding night dick
wedding night dick by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011