sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.
As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.
by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011
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Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011
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witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
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Clive talkin'

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.
Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
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absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
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Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.
Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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