The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.
I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.
by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011
When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
Chubby girls who think they look hot in shorty tops and low rise jeans with their bulging midriff looking like an overinflated swim-ring.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.
At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.
by wolfbait51 May 26, 2011