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Definitions by wolfbait51

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

The Carpenter's Level 

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

wedgie paste 

That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
I get really bad wedgie paste in the summertime
wedgie paste by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

dust mop titties 

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

involuntary decapitation 

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.

wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.