the castaway

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway
I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
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jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
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ghetto conestoga

A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.
Look at that Ghetto conestoga. The tires are worth more than the car.
by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011
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Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.
by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011
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topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.
Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
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lyrics fucker

Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.
The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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fart etiquette

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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