Definitions by wolfbait51
tamponographs
A strictly no class move by low-life skanks where they post nude photos of themselves or nude webcam shots with their tampon string dangling out of their snooch.
tamponographs by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
the brutal cellmate
This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.
the brutal cellmate by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
ghost growl
When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
ghost growl by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
the sneaky bait and switch
When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.
the sneaky bait and switch by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
flush faced
The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
flush faced by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Lady Caca
Lady Caca by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
poop pimples
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
poop pimples by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011