This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.
These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
Look at that mull and void redneck.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
Cartoon brows is where women pluck all of their eyebrows out and then re-draw them with an eye liner pencil.Found predominantly in older ladies and dykes.
by wolfbait51 April 09, 2011
The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.
by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011
To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.
What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.
by wolfbait51 February 21, 2011