wolfbait51's definitions

potatoes and gravy

An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash

I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

The filthy pickle barrel

When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.

I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011