A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.
by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011
When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.
We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011