Definitions by wolfbait51

dopplefanger 

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

dopplefanger by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Windsor snot 

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.

Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.

Windsor snot by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

that's so high school 

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.

Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

that's so high school by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

Rapunzel titties 

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.

Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.

Rapunzel titties by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

ox yoke 

The visible bulge below a heavy woman's bra when viewed from behind.

She shouldn't wear such tight sweaters.They accentuate her ox yoke.

ox yoke by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt

I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.

sandpaper pussy by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

thunder mug tool kit 

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

thunder mug tool kit by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011