sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
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wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.
Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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Guyco

A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.
Look at that guyco wrestler on the other team,He looks like a woolly mammoth.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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the deadliest catch

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".
Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.
by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011
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accidental enucleation

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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