wolfbait51's definitions

Olive Garden

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.

Olive Garden is so gay.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.

I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

mark mark

The sound a harelipped dog makes

I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011