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Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.
Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.
by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010
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Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.
Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
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Poonami

When Japanese anime featured on American television's "Toonami" sneaks Hentai anime onto the air during their regularly scheduled programming.
Sheesh, Poonami is at it again with the schoolgirls and tentacles...
by Wizard Toast October 26, 2010
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PC Envy

When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.
Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
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Penilistic Protrusion

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Superman

The Superman is a sex position, where a guy has sexual intercourse with a girl, doggy style, and bends the girl forward while he reaches over her shoulders to plant his hands on the floor, supporting his weight, while his legs are sticking straight out. The posture has the man resembling a flying Superman.
The Superman position was out long before that Souljah boy garbage got everyone confused as to what it actually does mean to "Superman that ho".
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.
The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
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