Definitions by wizard toast
Popcorn Shrimp
Popcorn Shrimp by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010
Jizzy Pickle
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Jizzy Pickle by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Stay At Home Bro
A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
Stay At Home Bro by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Sleepy Pee Pee
I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...
Sleepy Pee Pee by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Gentlemen's Relish
The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.
Gentlemen's Relish by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Penilistic Protrusion
Synonymous with penile erection.
After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
Penilistic Protrusion by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Poon Dong
Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.
Poon Dong by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010