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Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Get the Poon Dongmug. When a Mac owner realizes just how limited his intellect truly is for having a Mac when he is severely incapable of building his own PC, and feels envy toward his PC-owning friends.
Man, I've got a major case of PC envy because all of my smarter friends can pick and choose which parts are best for their respective needs and preferences, while all I have is a premade Mac from Best Buy that can't even run Windows CALCULATOR on its lowest settings. I'm such a sheep...
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
Get the PC Envymug. Synonymous with penile erection.
After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Get the Penilistic Protrusionmug. A woman, or even a man, who have nothing better to do than clip and collect coupons from SEVERAL copies of the same issue of the Sunday newspaper, the internet, magazines, and from other sources. This species of social menace will create and stall long lines of customers at the checkout counter, over petty disputes of even pettier, insignificant amounts of savings in their claims. They are a form of thief, in that they always try to get something for nothing, and almost always at someone else's expense. They rip coupons off of products on shelves and put them with the products they plan to "buy", and even switch sales signs from place to place, in an attempt to con the store out of charging him/her the full/true price of a product. They abuse and exploit store coupons and rewards and greedily horde every issue of a Sunday paper they can, leaving none for anyone else, and always solely for the coupons within. These subhuman weeds also ALWAYS visit their favorite store during times when the past week's sales ad overlaps the beginning of the new week's sales ad, in order to take advantage of both sales' deals. They also hold up lines with multiple transactions when in-store rewards programs allow for such exploitation. They usually carry a three ring binder or baseball card collector's binder full of coupons, complete with color-coded, labeled tabs, usually a few inches thick.
That coupon whore held up my line for over thirty minutes, fishing for her 75 cent off coupon in her three ring binder. After the addition of store and manufacturer coupons, the XBOX 360 console and the new Halo game only cost her sixty-five cents, which she paid for with a personal check. Oh, she also claimed that the other three transactions were for her cousins, mother, and neighbor and that's why she had four different store rewards membership cards... They were all on the same keychain...
by Wizard Toast September 20, 2010
Get the Coupon Whoremug. I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Get the Sleepy Pee Peemug. The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Get the Gentlemen's Relishmug. An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.
Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.
by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010
Get the Penis Willikersmug.