Definitions by wittyname
paranoid
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
fucking
Mixing "fucking" into any phrase is like mixing alcohol with sleeping pills. It makes the effects way fucking stronger.
depressed
when you are stuck in a negative state of mind. you lose all motivation for school and having a social life is extremely difficult because when you are depressed you are boring to be around and your negative vibes are not wanted (at least thats how it feels to a depressed person). you feel like if your life was a youtube video, the majority of the comments on it would say "Fail"
you have to force smiles to prevent people from commenting about how fucking miserable and sad you look, and at the lunch table someone usually will comment: "Wow has anyone ever seen _________(fill in name of depressed person) laugh?"
you cant just decide to be happy and look on the positive side of things, you are stuck in this state of mind as long as you are in the same situation but it is very possible to get out of it in life changing events (like going to college, leaving a shitty small private school)
you have to force smiles to prevent people from commenting about how fucking miserable and sad you look, and at the lunch table someone usually will comment: "Wow has anyone ever seen _________(fill in name of depressed person) laugh?"
you cant just decide to be happy and look on the positive side of things, you are stuck in this state of mind as long as you are in the same situation but it is very possible to get out of it in life changing events (like going to college, leaving a shitty small private school)
Masturbate
Bob was horny, and being the Urban Dictionary-holic that he is, he looked up masturbate and every other word with the slightest sexual connotation on Urban Dictionary. He died of starvation.
Masturbate by wittyname January 16, 2010
failing at life
failing at life by wittyname January 16, 2010
12/21/12
Jill: Do you want to violently fuck me right before 12/21/12? It's the last day we'll see each other. OMG#@$%!!
Jack: You actually believe in that bullshit?
Jill: Yes.
Jack: *remembers jill's offer to violently fuck her* Ya i believe in the end of the world shit. *thinks " anything for some pussy" *
Jack: You actually believe in that bullshit?
Jill: Yes.
Jack: *remembers jill's offer to violently fuck her* Ya i believe in the end of the world shit. *thinks " anything for some pussy" *
drunk
The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less