little soldier

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.
Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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fluid

Of relating to the Halo player "Fluid"
See: A Trogger
damn man i saw fluid tha other day he is such a bitch
by wiseman February 22, 2005
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Dek Souder

dumbest idiot i ever seen,a fucking moron.pwnex(ed)

old name: DeC
OMFG!!!!I has Windows Longhorn #2078,#4055,#4058,#4065!!!!oneoneone
by Wiseman April 05, 2004
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NVA

Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR
HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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mung

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.
Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!
by Wiseman July 07, 2006
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gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire
Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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