someone with whom you are previously unfamiliar make the news for a brave or heroic act. This act moves you to such an extent that you furiously search them down in Instagram the next chance you get and like the fuck out of their pics, provide hands up emoji comments, go mercenary and shout down a few trolls while you are there and thrust yourself into any controversial fray. maybe even giving the person a merit follow. check them on Wikipedia first to make sure they dont wear fur etc
girl: ugh, I just read on page 6 how she stood up to that awful mans even when she knew he’d come after her!
other girl: I know, I just gave her some track down ig love bitch
other girl: I know, I just gave her some track down ig love bitch
by williet hughnot December 19, 2019
I can’t hear you
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
by williet hughnot September 02, 2023
dust for prince
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
girl1: where is that hot guy from the play, I can’t find him anywhere on social media?!
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
by williet hughnot January 30, 2020
when bands or DJs try way too hard and try to be all cool and arrogant and above everyone and think they came up with this novel idea to use parts of each of their names as their group name.
vocalist: ok guys we can use the “LO” from my name Louis
bassist: fine, use the end piece of my last name “Berthelot”
Al the drummer: ok Jodeci whatevs
Sergio the guitarist: ...maybe use the “SER” ??!!
manager: you guys we have something really novel here, I think we could go with it
bassist: fine, use the end piece of my last name “Berthelot”
Al the drummer: ok Jodeci whatevs
Sergio the guitarist: ...maybe use the “SER” ??!!
manager: you guys we have something really novel here, I think we could go with it
by williet hughnot January 25, 2020
used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.
Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.
Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap
guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
by williet hughnot November 02, 2019
when you are so in love with this guy, he’s beautiful, talented you dream about him, he’s like the king of everything you ever wanted and he makes you think you have a chance oh wow
the women he wants and gets with
the women he wants and gets with
narrator: he could be with any one he wanted, including the princess herself yet he arrived alone
audience: he wants trash
narrator: ...then the princess arrived glowing with gems and dripping with beauty and the possibility of love
audience: go home he wants trash
audience: he wants trash
narrator: ...then the princess arrived glowing with gems and dripping with beauty and the possibility of love
audience: go home he wants trash
by williet hughnot November 30, 2019