williet hughnot's definitions
when you finally get a good angle, lighting and do not look at all fat resulting in a great selfie. you use this selfie at least 5+ times on your social media with different filters, layouts and staging. you falsely joke to your followers that it’s the last post with that selfie but it isn’t. it’s the overburn, you even send it in dms to fake ig personas. only results in one of about every 200 photos on average.
girl: I love this selfie, I’m going to create a layout with it surrounded by stipple so I can use it as a profile pic
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
by williet hughnot January 1, 2020
Get the overburnmug. The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.
Sandy: when you gonna date again
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
by williet hughnot September 2, 2023
Get the My Warnermug. When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 4, 2023
Get the call your mothermug. when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
by williet hughnot September 2, 2020
Get the joint slaymug. 1. when you are on 3 out of 4 chances (downs) in football. your team has the ball and you want to score a touchdown. you have 4 total chances to go 10 yards. if you do, you get 4 more chances (back to first down)!! you can get closer to the goal line! if you don’t the other team gets the ball, right there. so, maybe with your last attempt you kick it as far back as you can to put space between the other team and their goal - that’s a punt. sure, its a good bet. but, if you only have like, one yard left, maybe you take the chance and go for it. going for it is the opposite of punting, it’s the opposite, going for it, get it. teams that go for it make the game exciting
2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.
2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.
football guy: they are stopping us at every attempt! we need 16 yards to the next first down and we’re ahead by 30 points
offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt
dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally
other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally
that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt
offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt
dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally
other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally
that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt
by williet hughnot December 30, 2019
Get the puntmug. I can’t hear you
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
by williet hughnot September 2, 2023
Get the earplugs inmug. dust for prince
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
when a man is so highly sought after by hordes of women that he must refrain from engaging in social media at all or showing up at events women totally want him at. his previous account(s) are frozen in time OR he has only the most basic business account OR he has literally NOTHING online through which women can lurk or send DMs or nudes. he could go to the best parties and be fawned all over but he’s nowhere.
women have searched high and low “dusted for prints” like the FBI but are left with nothing, nothing to breathe on, swoon over, follow, lurk, chase, try to impress, fight over, create drama or snap his hot shirtless self
It’s really frustrating but honestly it’s 4tb
for the best
girl1: where is that hot guy from the play, I can’t find him anywhere on social media?!
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
girl2: seriously, this is the casting call party I thought he might finally show
girl3: if you guys know where he is you better spill
girl4: trust me if I knew I’d tell you
girl5: hags it’s d4p, literally this guy is off the grid
by williet hughnot January 29, 2020
Get the d4pmug.