Definitions by williamazing12

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

Monkey Fucker by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

slice of life

This is a delicacy in many cultures. It is when you add a pinch of self confidence, a big bucket of self doubt, and many awful things every now and then. You put it in the oven, and voila!

Do you want this slice of life? Its tasty!

slice of life by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

saucy dance 

When someone covers themselves in marinara sauce and do some luscious dance moves, they are saucy dancing.

Do you want to saucy dance tonight?

saucy dance by williamazing12 February 15, 2017

Saucy Noodle 

Your dick after you've had some very nice, wet sex.

Hey girl, feel my saucy noodle.

Saucy Noodle by williamazing12 February 15, 2017

Gorginshmon

Gorginshmon is a forgotten character in Power Rangers.

Poor Gorginshmon.

Person 1: do you remember Gorginshmon from Power Rangers?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: me neither...

Gorginshmon by williamazing12 February 15, 2017

subcrushing 

When you have a crush on a bunch of people at the same time, but don't admit it.

Did you know that Jackson Smith is subcrushing?

subcrushing by williamazing12 February 8, 2017