tiptop

A beautiful, sexy, skimpy top worn by a female bartender to generate more tips.

The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.

by William Dean A. Garner March 20, 2011

Touron

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

by William Dean A. Garner April 15, 2011

Disastar

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Ripnotize

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009

Fill-in-the-blank-istan

One of a dozen ex-Soviet satellite countries of western and southwestern Asia.

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.

by William Dean A. Garner January 28, 2011

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner March 16, 2011