Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003

Two "jackets" come pimpin' outta the club, followed by their boss: six-foot, two inches and 170 pounds of pure, unadulterated pussy from heaven. I knew then I was in love. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.
by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
