Ca-Ching!ster

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.

The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.

by William Dean A. Garner May 23, 2011

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003

Quinch

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.

Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.

by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003

diarrhito

Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!

Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.

by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010

Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

OOBE

Pronounced OO-bee. Out of body experience.

After her terrible car crash, she had an oobe and watched herself hover over the accident scene.

by William Dean A. Garner May 13, 2011