85 definitions by will bitten

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

by will bitten December 27, 2016

Oooh Shit

Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.

When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!

by will bitten January 23, 2017

A little AIDS

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.

"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Hot Shit Air

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.

I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.

by will bitten December 16, 2017