will bitten's definitions

Slot Diaper

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.

Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.

by will bitten June 6, 2017

Sandsquatch

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

by will bitten January 25, 2017

Music Crouton

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten May 2, 2018

Workstitution

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

by will bitten December 24, 2016

Change the Gerbil

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Hot Tot

A term describing a child left unattended in a vehicle with windows up in 120 degree weather. Usually the Mom is inside the Casino.

The Police had to smash the window of a 1985 Civic to save the sweaty and crying Hot Tot inside.

by will bitten September 22, 2017

Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 4, 2017