Definitions by will bitten

Shit Flicks 

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

Shit Flicks by will bitten October 5, 2016

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016

Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016

Polish Hankie 

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

Goat tugger 

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

Goat tugger by will bitten September 18, 2016

Squadren 

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.

As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.

Squadren by will bitten September 18, 2016