will's definitions

robe intruder

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

by will July 2, 2005

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 31, 2006

gnartubularadacious

a combination of gnarly, tubular and rad. often used by surfers when making fun of how "gnarly, tubular or rad" something is/was. it is often said sarcastically making fun of the stereotype of stoner surfers.

Duuuuude, that last wave was gnartubularadicious.

by will May 13, 2005

white metal

A style that seems to be coming up everywhere. Christian metal. As was said earlier, you don't exactly have to be like black metal, and it is NOT faggot music (think.. Christianity, homosexuals?). It used to be kind of rare to see a Christian metal band (because it was always thought of as oxymoron), but lately it has been coming up everywhere.

Check out: Zao, Demon Hunter, Sinai Beach, The Agony Scene, Stryper, As I Lay Dying, and others you can find out at christianrock.com

by Will July 12, 2005

mahump

To bang a football upfield with little of no hope of of it reaching its intended target.

Will: "Rich, mahump it forward!"

by Will January 23, 2005

ey yo

ey yo was an italian american way of sayin woa until those wanabe ppl stol it to mean hey yo or woa

ey yo what u doin on my ass like that
ey yo what up

by will August 11, 2004