will's definitions

moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

by Will October 22, 2003

cho_granger

The coolest person in the world

Cho_granger kicks ass!

by Will December 13, 2003

douchefinagle

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

by Will March 20, 2005

fepenis

fuck you timmy i dont owe you points

timmy likes mangina, so he wants to go to mikes house tonight

by Will November 21, 2004

scalable

Easily changed in proportions.

This project is scalable up to a national level.

by Will October 2, 2003

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

charleston

a city in the southernmost part of south carolina. it is a very beautiful and historic city that was a major place in the civil war.

My family and I visit Charleston regularly, as it is our favorite local beach.

by Will December 16, 2004