will's definitions

Uberdork

One who exhibits qualities of incompetence, social maladjustment, fashion retardation or just general dumbassness that far exceed those possessed by a run-of-the-mill dork.

I swear Alan is such an uberdork, I don't think he can be helped.

by Will October 8, 2004

Darude

Darude is a techno artist that hails from Europe (like 99% of all other techno artists). His first release was entitled "Before the Storm" which included into his best hit to date "Sandstorm". While popular in the mainstream, many techno fans (like me) hated the song simply because it was entirely overrated and over-played on the radio. "Out of Control" and "Feel The Beat" singles followed suit, using the same style from "Sandstorm".

A few years later, Darude released his second album "Rush". Although not as popular as the album before it, "Rush" had a much better overall sound. Two singles were released from the album, "Music" and "Next to You". Both singles were trance and weren't instantly popular like "Sandstorm". However, the album is full of great hits like "Passing By" and "Bitter Sweet".

Darude is currently on tour. If he continues to make albums like "Rush", he will the respect of the techno community he lost during the "Sandstorm Era".

Darude: Hmmm. I think it's time to play "Sandstorm" again.
Set Manager: You've already played that 8 time tonight...
Darude: HEY! Who's the DJ here? The people love it.
Set Manager: Whatever Dum..Darude.

by Will August 27, 2004

moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

by Will October 22, 2003

quarter life crisis

A crisis occuring around the age of 20, 19 or 18.

Yea, he got rejected by Stanford because the college counselor sent in the wrong transcript...it was his quarter life crisis.

by Will May 12, 2004

charleston

a city in the southernmost part of south carolina. it is a very beautiful and historic city that was a major place in the civil war.

My family and I visit Charleston regularly, as it is our favorite local beach.

by Will December 16, 2004

rat bastard

A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.

That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.

by Will March 17, 2003

step

go away
leave me alone

you're really annoying me - you'd better step before i get angry

by will December 11, 2003