leg

Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.

Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"

2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004
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kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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