driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005

usher

Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.

Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.

Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).

Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.

by whitemale_98 January 01, 2005

robin williams

A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.

Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?

by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004

A-Rod

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

by whitemale_98 January 03, 2005

re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.

The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.

by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005

will ferrell

The type of comedian you either love or hate. I think he's pretty damn hilarious, but some people think he just yells all the time. Almost made Night at the Roxbury worth watching.

"You're my boy Blue!"

by whitemale_98 January 05, 2005