What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.
I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
by whitemale_98 January 01, 2005
Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
Dolemite is the...see above.
by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004
A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.
by whitemale_98 January 04, 2005