whitemale_98's definitions

driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

lauryn hill

Someone who contributes something great to the arts...and never does anything ever again.

Those kids on the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill CD are probably in high school now.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

will ferrell

The type of comedian you either love or hate. I think he's pretty damn hilarious, but some people think he just yells all the time. Almost made Night at the Roxbury worth watching.

"You're my boy Blue!"

by whitemale_98 January 5, 2005

A-Rod

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

by whitemale_98 January 3, 2005

re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.

The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.

by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005

leg

Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.

Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.

1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"

2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.

by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004