Definitions by whitemale_98
kung fu grip
What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
kung fu grip by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005
will ferrell
The type of comedian you either love or hate. I think he's pretty damn hilarious, but some people think he just yells all the time. Almost made Night at the Roxbury worth watching.
"You're my boy Blue!"
will ferrell by whitemale_98 January 5, 2005
A-Rod
A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.
A-Rod by whitemale_98 January 3, 2005
usher
Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.
Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.
Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.
Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).
Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).
Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.
usher by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005
leg
Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
leg by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004
robin williams
A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.
robin williams by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004
Michael Vick
The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.
Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.
Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.
Michael Vick by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004