Definitions by westfalia
amateur dealer
Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
amateur dealer by westfalia January 14, 2010
weed mentor
A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.
Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"
Duder 2: "Check this."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."
Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
Duder 2: "Check this."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."
Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
weed mentor by westfalia January 13, 2010
sprung phase
The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.
Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
sprung phase by westfalia January 13, 2010
joke reality check
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
joke reality check by westfalia January 13, 2010
burger champ
The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
burger champ by westfalia January 13, 2010
stone-perfect environment
A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
stone-perfect environment by westfalia January 13, 2010
nagging ammunition
Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
nagging ammunition by westfalia January 13, 2010