Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009
Stands for Mother Sister Black. A woman that is african-american, has children and is known to a guy as his buddy's sister would classify as an MSB. Most white men have an 'achivement sex list' which includes a mom, a black girl, somebody's sister, a teacher, etc... If a white guy has sex with an MSB it is considered a powerful achievement.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you fucked Garrett's sister. She's half black and has a kid dude. You totally scored an MSB!"
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
by westfalia May 07, 2011
When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.
Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
by westfalia May 07, 2011
Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
by westfalia January 26, 2010