Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."
Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."
Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."
Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."
Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."
Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
Chica: "We're through! I've been cheating on you for the past 3 months!"
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
by westfalia December 22, 2009