vaginavolt

A sacred place where all hidden treasures of the woman lie.

Tell me, great Lord, which path will lead me to the vaginavolt?
My boy, only the cervical smear nurse knows the answer.

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

yootwats

This is what you should scream when someone's pissed in your garden and knocked your plant pots over.

Yootwats! Shoo off oot me gerden!

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

punjo

A sweetie-pie declaration of the male anatomy.

Example 1: Ooh, I do like your punjo, tee-hee
Example 2: Would your punjo like to plunjo?

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

leztoy

Quite simply, a sex toy mainly used by lesbians.

Lesbian 1: My girlfriends out tonight, do you have a leztoy I could use?
Lesbian 2: Sure, you can use mine - don't worry, I've scrubbed it spotless!

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

frenge

When you're so emo, your fringe is your only true friend.

someone: you should cut your frenge so you can see stuff better.
emo person: but who else will keep the sun out of my eyes, concealing me from this dark and terrible world?

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

arsemod

An insult uncommonly used by the Irish, describing a narcissistic person who's arse is too big for their pants. Kind of like an asshole, but ten times more degrading.

Someone: *smashes an expensive vase*
Owner of expensive vase: You feckin' arsemod!

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

dickafix

The miracle pill when you're out of pellets.

My punjo has given up the ghost and i need a dickafix.

by wentzbin August 16, 2018