Definitions by weave

LINT TRAP 

the upper crack of the arse, usually visible when one's trousers are descending off the hip, which is readily accessible to the accumulation of lint and other undesirable particulate.

When I bent over to fix the sink, my wife informed me that my lint trap was highly visible, and that aside from the lint that I was packing, that I ought to reconsider going into the bathroom and wiping my ass another 7 times.

LINT TRAP by weave August 12, 2003

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION 

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION by weave August 10, 2003

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK 

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK by weave August 10, 2003

TEN RING 

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.

After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!

TEN RING by weave July 23, 2003

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN 

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN by weave July 23, 2003

Cousin 

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

Cousin by weave July 16, 2003

Sidewinder 

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!

Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!

Sidewinder by weave July 15, 2003