weave's definitions

PELT

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.

My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.

by weave April 2, 2003

LASK

to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.

I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.

by weave September 20, 2003

LOCUPLETATIVE

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

by weave September 22, 2003

frenigon

an indescribable object for which one cannot remember the name of due to a brain flatulation, or one doesn't know what to call the object

Would you please hand me the...uh...frenigon over there?

by weave March 18, 2003

Nickeldick, adjective

Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.

This year's losses compared to last was nickeldick, cousin!

by weave July 15, 2003

ovariological fortitude

feminine moxy

She displayed a lot of ovariological fortitude on the basketball court tonight.

by weave March 18, 2003

PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.

I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.

by weave September 17, 2003