rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low-blow to the corduroy pouch, or testicles.

She was romantically rochambeaued when her husband committed adultery.
The pro wrassler received a rochambeau when his adversary fish-hooked him.

by weave March 18, 2003

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

foo foo

men's cologne or after shave.

Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.

by weave March 27, 2003

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003

mama san

one's girlfriend, usu. older

I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.

by weave March 21, 2003