weave's definitions

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

PARBREAK

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

by weave September 20, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

ese

A fellow Hispanic, your close friend or homey, homeboy.

Hey, ese, I'm gonna let that little mamacita feel my latino heat!

by weave April 2, 2003

PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.

I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.

by weave September 17, 2003

DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

by weave August 24, 2003

fam

the ebonic term for saying hello to a close loved one or another term for a person you get along dearly with

Hey, what up fam? What be crackin', son?

by weave March 22, 2003