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bustle in your hedgerow

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.
by weave January 10, 2004
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STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
by weave March 27, 2003
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FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.
At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.
by weave September 22, 2003
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PARACOITA

When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.
by weave September 17, 2003
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Punked/Punked Down

to display fear, cowardice, trepidation, and a yellow stripe that starts at the base of your shoulder blade and beelines straight down toward your spine, when you're confronted by an aggressive and intimidating person who calls you out. To run in the opposite direction with your tail between your legs when aggressively confronted.
The ghetto hamster confronted Lee in the dark alley and demanded his wallet and all of its contents. Lee's knees began to quiver, accompanied by a sudden backdoor gush in his skivvies. Lee definitely punked down to the mulignan that day.
by weave September 7, 2003
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HIRCISMUS

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.
The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.
by weave September 20, 2003
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APODYOPSIS

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.
I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.
by weave September 20, 2003
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