weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

frec

A guy who can't correctly pronounce 30.

Man did you hear that Frec? He said WOLOLAAAAA, wtf is that man, its WOLOLOOOOO!

by Weasel September 14, 2003

weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 02, 2003

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 19, 2005

tomx

an IRC loser, on the irctoo.net network and hangs constantly in #xbox.

Tomx is on #xbox again

by Weasel June 22, 2004

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

Magna-Fi

Kickass Rock Band who nobody seems to have heard of. Well I'm getting it out. listen to one of their songs at their website

www.Magna-Fi.com/ecard.html

and listen.

Buy their album cuz I only found one of thieir songs on KaZaA...

by Weasel July 30, 2004