waspcoloredstain's definitions

Gauges

A ridiculous looking plug many young guys put in their holed earlobes and stretch them. And another reminder of how I can't stand Generation Y'ers.

Gauges

by waspcoloredstain September 17, 2013

Asperger's Syndrome

A hot new label that has been out for the past 15-20 years describing a person, usually a boy of school age, that is physically and socially awkward, lacking common sense, has trouble making friends, has obsessive interests that are trivial to most people, and blackballed from the general populace. In the past, many were described as a spaz, reject, goofy, or incompetent.

Asperger's Syndrome

by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013

Pastry Chef

A term to describe an upscale baker that specializes in making fancy pastries, pies, cakes, and the like, but knows very little, if anything, about preparing breads or other yeast products

Pastry Chef

by waspcoloredstain July 21, 2013

Generation X

The smallest, most overlooked, neglected, and forgotten generation in the 20th century. All of them as of this writing are between 40 and 60 years old and their children are mostly late-wave Millennials and early wave Z’ers. The core X’ers were children in the 1970’s and teenagers in the 1980’s. They were the most cynical and self-sufficient growing up and the last generation raised without political correctness, overprotective parents, stranger danger, mollycoddling, and homosexuality unacceptable in most of American society. They were the first generation to become tech-savvy and enjoy music videos on MTV.To this day, few of them are running society and the Baby Boomers are still dominating the corporate and political landscape despite being of retirement age.

Mike’s a Generation X’er. He was born in 1970, wore Izod shirts growing up, and favorite music groups are Metallica and Nirvana.

by waspcoloredstain July 25, 2021

pimped

Term used to describe what happens to a hard-working, exploited, hapless worker-bee that works for a large corporation that has more managers than workers. Companies are often large-scale manufacturing, retail, and food service giants. Examples are Wal Mart, Aramark, and Sodexo.

pimped

by waspcoloredstain June 13, 2013

private sector

The real world of employment. White-collar workers in the private sector are usually either self-serving pricks that exploit subordinates or office drones that just try to go about their business and suck it up. And the blue-collar workers are those that break their backs working for slave wages just so they can pay their bills and put food on the table. Politics are rampant with most private sector companies that only take care of those that are friends of the boss or management.

private sector

by waspcoloredstain June 9, 2013

OK Boomer

A very dismissive and tired catchphrase only a year old used on social media with memes by the unsocial and smartphone-addicted Generation Z that have no interest in associating with or listening to old people (over 40) or how things used to be, even though today’s Boomers are all between 60 and 80 today. The phrase has been a success at offending older folks on social media wanting their voices heard and respect.

Boomer: When I was growing up, we were outside all day. We drank out of the water hose, rode our bikes all over the neighborhood, and didn’t come home until the street lights came on.

Z’er: OK Boomer!

by waspcoloredstain December 24, 2020