warrobotsalt's definitions

Hoe

A tool used for farming, however beware the misinterperetation that could ensue should you use this out of very specific context.

Some guy: Hey, let’s craft a hoe!
Other guy: WTF you be saying?
Some guy: Sigh...

by warrobotsalt February 23, 2018

mnbv

When you’re bored to death and type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but then realize you are still bored and have been driven to the point of insanity— but you mess up while typing mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq in a brilliantly tragic way, inventing the backwards qwerty!

A guy: Hey man, I’m super bored.
Still the same guy: I know, right?
STILL the same guy, talking to themselves: I think it’s time to search qwerty—
Again, the same guy: We did that yesterday.
Still talking to themselves: Let’s search mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
*searches mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
A guy: Oops, I hit enter by accident. Well, seems like I invented something here...

by warrobotsalt July 22, 2019

Headass

When you accidentally misspell deadass and it creates quite the confusion confusion

This man: Dude this guy needs some milk, headass.
That guy: Dude, wtf 😂

by warrobotsalt August 10, 2019

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019