Definitions by warrobotsalt

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

Captious by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Asperger Syndrome

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM

Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.

My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.

Asperger Syndrome by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

porn 

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

porn by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Hoe 

A tool used for farming, however beware the misinterperetation that could ensue should you use this out of very specific context.

Some guy: Hey, let’s craft a hoe!
Other guy: WTF you be saying?
Some guy: Sigh...

Hoe by warrobotsalt February 23, 2018

Terrara

A common, and sometimes intentional misspelling of [Terraria].

Player 1: Are you free for some video games tomorrow?
Player 2: Yeah, how about some Terrara?

Terrara by warrobotsalt February 16, 2018