Definitions by warrobotsalt

Terraria 

Short definiton:

A 2D side-scroller game that came before Minecraft and yet is often seen as a rip-off of it. It has a bunch of different enemies to hack to bits, so there's that.

Some man: Dude there's a new Terraria update with like a bagillion new enemies!
Dude: *To Some Man, Some Dude, and Some Guy* and Let's get this bread, squad.

Terraria by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

porn 

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

porn by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

Captious by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Hoe 

A tool used for farming, however beware the misinterperetation that could ensue should you use this out of very specific context.

Some guy: Hey, let’s craft a hoe!
Other guy: WTF you be saying?
Some guy: Sigh...

Hoe by warrobotsalt February 23, 2018

Terrara

A common, and sometimes intentional misspelling of [Terraria].

Player 1: Are you free for some video games tomorrow?
Player 2: Yeah, how about some Terrara?

Terrara by warrobotsalt February 16, 2018