porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.
Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.
by warrobotsalt February 02, 2019
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Terraria

Short definiton:

A 2D side-scroller game that came before Minecraft and yet is often seen as a rip-off of it. It has a bunch of different enemies to hack to bits, so there's that.
Some man: Dude there's a new Terraria update with like a bagillion new enemies!
Dude: *To Some Man, Some Dude, and Some Guy* and Let's get this bread, squad.
by warrobotsalt February 02, 2019
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Headass

When you accidentally misspell deadass and it creates quite the confusion confusion
This man: Dude this guy needs some milk, headass.
That guy: Dude, wtf 😂
by warrobotsalt August 10, 2019
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Asperger Syndrome

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM

Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.
My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.
by warrobotsalt February 02, 2019
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Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
by warrobotsalt February 02, 2019
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