wang's definitions

modem sex

The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also: cyber sex.

I love getting off of modem sex.

by wang March 19, 2003

Helotes

The best suburb on the outskirts of San Antonio. The first and true h-town. Known for its population of cows and white people.

Wow, you are so lucky to live in Helotes. It is right at the edge of the best city in Texas, San Antonio.

by Wang May 13, 2005

klammy

slippery, greasy, or wet

dawg, that fool's hands are all klammy!

by wang June 30, 2003