television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."
by Wang April 25, 2005
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tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.
Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.
by Wang November 06, 2003
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consign

Korn is hella better than this band.
I took a huge shit, and it reaked of consign as i flushed it.
by Wang March 17, 2004
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sailing

A Euphemism for smoking marijuana in ithaca.
Yo, trevor and I went sailing on the 420 boat.
by wang July 13, 2004
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GsM)jU_

GsM loves t3h c0ck
mmmmm cock, right GsM? XD
by wang September 26, 2003
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West Bumblefuck

used to describe a place really far away
Yeah, thats all the way out in West Bumblefuch
by Wang May 27, 2002
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Helotes

The best suburb on the outskirts of San Antonio. The first and true h-town. Known for its population of cows and white people.
Wow, you are so lucky to live in Helotes. It is right at the edge of the best city in Texas, San Antonio.
by Wang March 23, 2005
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