Skip to main content

vududady's definitions

hotlinking

Surfing prospective Linked-In connections for hot chicks and adding them if they are attractive enough. The Linked-In equivalent to "hot or not."
Dude, I was hotlinking and connected with 10 smoking babes yesterday!
by vududady August 18, 2017
mugGet the hotlinkingmug.

Dosomethingism

1. A mental disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to do or change something, even though everything is going just fine.

2. The deranged mental state induced by the concept or belief that change for the sake of change is good.
Example 1:
Person 1: Kenneth left the message board; now what should we do with his private forums and groups he created?
Person 2: Lets make them all public and reorganize them in a different way. Maybe we should split them up between different forums.
Person 3: You are both crazy and suffering from dosomethingism! Those forums were fine before and are fine now! Leave them alone!

Example 2:
Person 1: The network ranges at our various sites are non-sequential. We need to re-IP our entire network so that there are no empty network ranges in between the segments.
Person 2: Are you crazy? Do you know how much downtime that could cause? You must be suffering from dosomethingism and you are probably a Democrat! Go see a shrink!
by vududady December 30, 2011
mugGet the Dosomethingismmug.

Missionista

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.
Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!
by vududady January 27, 2012
mugGet the Missionistamug.

catastructive

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.
The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!
by vududady August 19, 2017
mugGet the catastructivemug.

ixplicatives

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."
Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!
by vududady September 29, 2012
mugGet the ixplicativesmug.

Stipify

When a guy in a wheel chair is trying to make a profound point.
Let me stipify you that this shit don't work!
by vududady November 9, 2011
mugGet the Stipifymug.

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 27, 2012
mugGet the Tarditecturemug.

Share this definition