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hotlinking

Surfing prospective Linked-In connections for hot chicks and adding them if they are attractive enough. The Linked-In equivalent to "hot or not."
Dude, I was hotlinking and connected with 10 smoking babes yesterday!
by vududady August 18, 2017
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ixplicatives

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."
Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!
by vududady September 29, 2012
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Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 27, 2012
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Stipify

When a guy in a wheel chair is trying to make a profound point.
Let me stipify you that this shit don't work!
by vududady November 9, 2011
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comb-overlord

1) A dictatorial, balding boss with a bad comb-over and a mean disposition.
2) A small handed, orange skinned, wild-haired political leader an emotional tirade.

3) Donald trump on a good hair day.
Dude, did you see our comb-overlord in that press interview? Yeah, his hair was out of control!
by vududady February 17, 2017
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Questimony

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.
The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.
by vududady November 11, 2016
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Dosomethingism

1. A mental disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to do or change something, even though everything is going just fine.

2. The deranged mental state induced by the concept or belief that change for the sake of change is good.
Example 1:
Person 1: Kenneth left the message board; now what should we do with his private forums and groups he created?
Person 2: Lets make them all public and reorganize them in a different way. Maybe we should split them up between different forums.
Person 3: You are both crazy and suffering from dosomethingism! Those forums were fine before and are fine now! Leave them alone!

Example 2:
Person 1: The network ranges at our various sites are non-sequential. We need to re-IP our entire network so that there are no empty network ranges in between the segments.
Person 2: Are you crazy? Do you know how much downtime that could cause? You must be suffering from dosomethingism and you are probably a Democrat! Go see a shrink!
by vududady December 30, 2011
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