ixplicatives

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."

Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!

by vududady September 29, 2012

Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 06, 2017

Questimony

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.

The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.

by vududady November 11, 2016

h@x0r3d

When a computer systems or other digital device has been hacked, such as by a H@x0r or H@x0rz.

The social misfits at Defcon H@x0r3d the kiosks and elevators at the conference hotel again.

by vududady January 07, 2017

Latter Day Ain't

A non-devout / faux member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Jack Mormon. One who is Mormon by culture, but does not have a testimony of the church or who does not live by its precepts.

Person 1: Dude! Can you believe that Jack is a Mormon and he voted for Obama and against Proposition 8?

Person 2: Yeah. Jack is total Latter Day Ain't!

by vududady October 04, 2012

infosexy

One with strong information security qualifications or a beautiful woman working in information security.

1. Have you seen that hacker's resume? Yeah, the dude has got skillz and his resume is infosexy!

2. Did you see that new hot girl on that information security red team? Yeah; she is seriously infosexy!

by vududady January 04, 2017