Definitions by von groovy
appropriatist
A person who constantly falsely accuses others of appropriating other people's cultures when they are not.
Brian: I can't stand Helen! Who does she think she is wearing that tunic? She's a white girl from Queens! She's trying to pass as someone from the Middle East or something. What a phony!
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
appropriatist by von groovy June 10, 2017
wish like a fat girl
The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.
Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
wish like a fat girl by von groovy June 9, 2017
wastedly lane
A place one can go to emotionally while wasted where they reminisce how things in the past were so much better than they are now. It's the euphoric interpretation of memory lane and often exaggerates the positives.
Bobby: Man, remember when we'd walk to get pizza at Gino's after hangin' at Trevor's house? It was so great! Betsy would be workin'. Remember? I miss those days, man!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!
wastedly lane by von groovy June 9, 2017
personal rain
Wendy: Abigail found out that her granny died moments after she saw a post of Seth with Lizzie. She was a mess!
Toni: Wow! I'm sure there was a 100% chance of personal rain that day.
Wendy: There certainly was and I needed my rubbers to make it through the flood.
Toni: That's a bit excessive, don't you think, Wendy?"
Toni: Wow! I'm sure there was a 100% chance of personal rain that day.
Wendy: There certainly was and I needed my rubbers to make it through the flood.
Toni: That's a bit excessive, don't you think, Wendy?"
personal rain by von groovy June 6, 2017
postless
The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.
Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?
postless by von groovy June 6, 2017
heine hymen
The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.
Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
heine hymen by von groovy June 6, 2017
proper stickins
The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
proper stickins by von groovy June 6, 2017