Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
by von groovy October 14, 2024
This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.
As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!
by von groovy April 07, 2025
that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation
Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!
by von groovy March 08, 2019
The disgusting effect that cheap beer and junk food have the morning after which results in your guts being reamed
Carlos knew drinking another 40 of Malt Liquor and eating those deep fried tacos was going to cause him to feel all the grossness of the diahreamer
by von groovy March 31, 2019
This is the ability or talent for being able to easily sniff out when something is wrong or off and declining or refusing to participate in it. It can save lives dammit!
As he asked her to go out to his car for a moment, Mandy immediately sensed the answer for the no's nose and told Reggie "NOPE." She later found out that he had some roofied tea he was going to try to get her to drink. Reggie was a predator.
by von groovy September 13, 2024
This term applies to anytime you may be laughing in your life. It can be for moments or hours. I enjoy laughing so I am always trying to make my time laughtime. It can seen as a play upon lifetime
Benny: "I can't get over how bad my day has been."
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
by von groovy August 26, 2024
This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.
Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
by von groovy June 21, 2024