von groovy's definitions

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

knockin' the pocket

To have sex with a vagina

Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

Lie-tied

This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.

As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!

by von groovy April 7, 2025

digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.

Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!

by von groovy June 29, 2017

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024

soulshimmer

This is the quality that some people have. Their souls are bright and luminous. Whenever they enter a room, everyone feels better as they are feeding off of the light of this wonderful person.

As she entered a room filled with upset and unpleasant people, MK's soulshimmer cast a ray and sense of calmness and positivity. Everyone felt better simply being in her presence. MK's soulshimmer has been reported to have made the sun envious at times.

by von groovy July 24, 2024