This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.
Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
by von groovy June 21, 2024
A person who constantly falsely accuses others of appropriating other people's cultures when they are not.
Brian: I can't stand Helen! Who does she think she is wearing that tunic? She's a white girl from Queens! She's trying to pass as someone from the Middle East or something. What a phony!
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
by von groovy June 11, 2017
This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 07, 2024
This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck
on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck
on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
This is a phrase you communicate to someone letting them know that you unconditionally support them. Simple really.
Louisa: "Hey! I'm really trying to get all of this work done. I'm so stressed!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"
by von groovy October 12, 2024
Fear of Posting Online - FOPO. This is an extension of anxiety you have when you want to post something online, but the possible negative consequences are too much so you don't post at all
Kari just got a rescue kitten and she was going to post its adorable furry face, but she thought of possible negative comments about her being now being a lonely cat lady, the kitten is her only friend, and why didn't she get a puppy...FOPO wins again!!!
by von groovy April 28, 2019
The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.
While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.
by von groovy June 11, 2017