Definitions by von groovy

digitally diddling 

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

digitally diddling by von groovy June 29, 2017

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017

distrapp 

Any one of many apps that people use to distract themselves from something they truly need to do.

Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.

distrapp by von groovy June 28, 2017

renamer 

Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.

Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!

renamer by von groovy June 26, 2017

opposex

The act of engaging in sex, but you're more opposed than being into it. It is not rape or forced and you really have no interest. My understanding is that this becomes more frequent the longer partners are together.

Harry: Last night Mandie would not stop bothering me so I finally gave in and we had opposex.
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!

opposex by von groovy June 25, 2017

brought the beast 

The act of truly behaving like a wild beast during sex which both pleases and harms the other.

Leona was terrified to crawl out of bed and walk to the kitchen in front of Lewis. She knew she would not be able to walk normally and it would be painful since he really brought the beast tonight. She's have to wait until he fell asleep to get the ice pack out of the freezer.

brought the beast by von groovy June 25, 2017

transexposed

When a person is exposed by themselves or others as transgender or transsexual. Depending upon how and where it happens, it can be a difficult or wonderful experience.

Alfred was transexposed by Kent in P.E. class. Everyone thought Kent was a real piece of shite and beat him with socks filled bars of soap. Kent later had the nerve to ask Alfred for some of his makeup to conceal the bruises. Alfred declined.

transexposed by von groovy June 23, 2017