von groovy's definitions
This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Get the The special secondmug. This is the term to refer to the culture of "men" who complain like children about someone being called out for inappropriate behavior. It seems that they only engage in this behavior when a man is called out. It's pathetic.
Joe: "I just think that it is wrong to judge his whole life on him allegedly sexually assaulting that woman."
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"
by von groovy August 8, 2024
Get the mencel culturemug. This is when you simply start kissing a possible romantic partner in order to see if you are compatible - you figure it out when you kiss it out.
Mike: "Will you just figure it out with her, Miles! Next time you two are talking and looking into each other's eyes and you
know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."
know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."
by von groovy July 13, 2024
Get the Kiss it outmug. A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.
Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.
by von groovy July 31, 2017
Get the carnivore carnivalmug. After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
Get the took matters into my own handsmug. This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.
Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
by von groovy August 27, 2024
Get the Heard of the Daymug. Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"
by von groovy June 20, 2024
Get the Boots 'n Bunsmug.