Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.
by von groovy May 04, 2019
This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
by von groovy August 25, 2018
This is the term for books or "literature" that is written in a very fast and careless manner and it is intended for mass consumption by people who do not read books that require a great deal of intelligence. It is not all romance, chicklit, or science fiction nonsense, but mainly is...
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! Did you hear about Margot?"
Lana: "Nope. And don't care. But you're still gonno tell me, right?"
Brenda: "You betcha! She has read six books this year and it's only November! She's a smart one."
Lana: "That's a load! She only reads quicklit. And she usually listens to it on audiobooks. Philistine."
Lana: "Nope. And don't care. But you're still gonno tell me, right?"
Brenda: "You betcha! She has read six books this year and it's only November! She's a smart one."
Lana: "That's a load! She only reads quicklit. And she usually listens to it on audiobooks. Philistine."
by von groovy September 04, 2024
The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.
Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
by von groovy June 09, 2017
This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.
As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"
by von groovy August 20, 2024
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"
Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
by von groovy June 07, 2019