by von groovy April 07, 2019
This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
by von groovy August 08, 2024
Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.
by von groovy April 14, 2019
This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.
Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"
by von groovy July 01, 2024
This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.
Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
by von groovy September 15, 2017
The way of speaking where every word flows out in a poetic and passionate manner. To speak in this way can be used to seduce potential lovers.
Violet thought that Brett was a bore until he began to speak in cursive to her and soon she was ready to give in to him.
by von groovy August 03, 2017
When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
by von groovy June 23, 2019