von groovy's definitions

Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

by von groovy May 31, 2019

alsohole

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.

Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!

by von groovy July 28, 2024

subarude

The quality of being an overly rude and selfish driver of a Subaru car.

Smalls was rolling through town when he was cut off by a subarude driver.

by von groovy July 20, 2019

g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.

Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"

by von groovy June 23, 2019

the front strange

The region from Colorado Springs to Fort Collins most call the Front Range, but those who live a bit more of a nonconformist life live in the Front Strange.

Hopped up on hops, chilled on kush, and damp in the pants from some elevation action at Red Rocks, Aaron was loving life on the Front Strange.

by von groovy March 1, 2019

mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

fatty one term

Come on, you know who I'm referring to... he was once the 45th president and no longer matters

Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."

by von groovy June 22, 2021