von groovy's definitions

Comadose

This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.

Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.

by von groovy April 16, 2025

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

by von groovy May 2, 2019

mega-nega

This is when someone or something is negative in a mega way. Immensely negative.

Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"

by von groovy August 16, 2024

certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017

Comadose

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

by von groovy June 17, 2025

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024