This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 06, 2024
Total goof that people who each have their orgasm together. The question is who wore it better when it was happening? The look on their face?
Daisey May and Biff were simultaneously having their orgasms and they were loving it! Afterwards they were reviewing and thanking each other for the pleasure they gave. They were watching the video and were not in agreement on the woregasm as each swore that they each wore the ecstasy better than the other. Then they laughed at all the love sauce they created.
by von groovy August 08, 2024
Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."
by von groovy June 22, 2021
Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
A shorter way of describing people who you are "friends" within an online sense only. Your social media companions. You go through your lives together online but not in person.
Jerry: That woman over there is looking at you like she knows you. Do you know her?
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.
by von groovy August 12, 2017
This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.
Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.
by von groovy October 12, 2024
Gabby's sweet shrieks resulted in the cops being called to her house and her mom was pissed because the cops found her stash
by von groovy September 14, 2023