Definitions by von groovy

accidentally complimentary 

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

accidentally complimentary by von groovy August 8, 2024

woregasm

Total goof that people who each have their orgasm together. The question is who wore it better when it was happening? The look on their face?

Daisey May and Biff were simultaneously having their orgasms and they were loving it! Afterwards they were reviewing and thanking each other for the pleasure they gave. They were watching the video and were not in agreement on the woregasm as each swore that they each wore the ecstasy better than the other. Then they laughed at all the love sauce they created.

woregasm by von groovy August 8, 2024

salty salutation 

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

salty salutation by von groovy August 7, 2024

telephone lies 

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

telephone lies by von groovy August 7, 2024

piece of pizza rosa 

This may be a term that some people in a certain area call a vagina that is experiencing her monthly messenger - her period. It may resemble the form of a slice of NYC style pizza with a red - rosa - tint.

Antony: Hey! I hear you may have some rough times tonight! Hearts out, man!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"

piece of pizza rosa by von groovy August 5, 2024

Heart's out 

A phrase to show that you care about someone who is going through something. Another way to say "I feel for you" or "I got you." It's nice to say and can sound cheesy if said in the wrong way.

As Wally was stumbling out of a pub, he tripped and fell face first into a puddle of piss. Before he could raise his face out of the leftover water from the evening's refreshments, he heard someone offer, "Heart's out, mate!" This consoled Wally and he felt a bit better.

Heart's out by von groovy August 5, 2024

leftover water 

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.

All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.

leftover water by von groovy August 4, 2024