von groovy's definitions

skintoons

Skintoons are tattoos. You know, cartoons on the skin. Cartoons used to be things people enjoyed and now they can enjoy them on strangers' flesh.

Penelope had two sleeves of skintoons. She was a real hard one and the stories on her arms were as entertaining as her inability to tolerate posers.

by von groovy September 24, 2021

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 16, 2017

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024

The Cage

The place where someone lives, but only feels free when out of it because they do not own it and they must live by the rules of the owner.

Ledbetter texted me to pick him up soon 'cause he wanted out of the cage.

by von groovy May 16, 2017

postless

The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.

Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?

by von groovy June 6, 2017

Convo Corral

This is the term for a group text. There can be many wonderful shared snickers and misunderstandings due to things being read out of context. It can be quite amusing when there are more than five participants.

Ellie was pretty pissed off at Chazz due to his snarky emoticon in reaction to Brad's post about Sabrina and Megan's brunch with Sebastian. Ellie replied with dark vibes with Chazz double v'in to the t and then the f. Megan became an online moms to remind everyone they were friends. It was just another typical ego dust-up at the Convo Corral.

by von groovy September 17, 2025

Thumblin to victory

When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.

As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.

by von groovy July 1, 2024