von groovy's definitions
The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.
While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.
by von groovy June 11, 2017

When you wake up in the morning and someone starts talking about your exploits after a hard vodka drinking night with encouragement, you say "Notka!"
Vladimir: We begin the morning as we ended the night. I cannot believe you were able to avoid arrest last night.
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
by von groovy June 5, 2017

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"
Class: "Said everyone always!!"
by von groovy May 31, 2019

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
by von groovy September 15, 2017

Peter: "I heard you're hungry, Leslie."
Leslie: "I'm really hungry, but not hungry enough for your yourgurt!"
Leslie: "I'm really hungry, but not hungry enough for your yourgurt!"
by von groovy May 10, 2019

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks
by von groovy May 10, 2019

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.
Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
by von groovy August 10, 2019
