This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.
Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
by von groovy September 05, 2024
Something people do when speaking in order to make something sound more cute and non-confrontational, yet tremendously annoying. (It's okay if your mom does it until you're 5.)
Shannon: I saw Hannah the other day when she was messing with her phone and asked her if she needed some helpie. She shot me a look like she would kill me! OMG!
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"
by von groovy June 21, 2017
Combination of feelings and news - Social Media. A sickening and pathetic way to learn about the way the world is through social media considering people who use it lie, exaggerate, and ignore the facts.
Dude: I don't listen to Hoagie anymore. He don't know squat.
Guy: Why's that?
Dude: He gets all his information from the feews. He now insists the world is flat cause some jackholes in Utah posted it so.
Guy: Yeah, he's dim. Where's Utah?
Dude: Hoagie says it's in Iraq.
Guy: Why's that?
Dude: He gets all his information from the feews. He now insists the world is flat cause some jackholes in Utah posted it so.
Guy: Yeah, he's dim. Where's Utah?
Dude: Hoagie says it's in Iraq.
by von groovy May 19, 2017
This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.
Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"
by von groovy July 06, 2024
Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn
by von groovy March 08, 2019
Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 08, 2017