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tuneanderthal

tune + neanderthal: Someone whose music taste didn't evolve beyond Pat Boone/Perry Como.
A (singing): So you think you can tell/heaven from hell/blue skies from pain...
B: Wo dat?

A: Pink Floyd.
B (clueless): Pink...
A: Just cut it, man, stick with Perry Como - you know, catch a falling star...(to himself) Such a neanderthal, tuneless...yesss, that's it, tuneanderthal, difficult to say though.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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e-purdah

Is he still attacking you behind his e-purdah? Ignore the e-nonymouse, just a rat
by vivauganda December 11, 2011
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10/7

10 hours per day, 7 days a week.

Useful for an invisible job - like writing or e-selling from home.
Most people get annoyed when I tell them I may be a writer and working from home but I work damn hard - like 10/7.
by vivauganda December 22, 2010
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song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.
When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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apocollapse

Same as apocalypse - a time when the whole world will be destroyed.
The apocollapse is coming soon - you hear, all y'spelling-challenged people - apocollapse is coming and it's gona destroy the www - whole wide world
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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psycofancy

Virulent adulation of someone verging on psycopatheticism and based on fancied qualities of the idol.
His sycophancy verged on an obsession and fancied attributes of the idol. It was unadulterated psycofancy - even psycoinfancy.
by vivauganda April 24, 2019
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Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
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