blastfemy

Like blasphemy, except the offence is against a rock star/band who have reached god-like stature.
You mean you don't like Mick Jagger, as in the Rolling Stones? You're so 1950s. They are a blast and you... you...musicneanderthal, you just committed a blastfemy and may your iPod be invaded by Neil Diamond songs.
by vivauganda January 20, 2011
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www

Short for whole wide world.

In wrting to avoid spelling out the cliche. Can also be used in speaking as www is known and in this case we get a subtle variation on the original www - the internet thing.
The apocollapse is coming and it's gonna go destroy the www - yeah, the whole wide world, the world wide web, and all. Take care, you read it here, first.
by vivauganda January 20, 2011
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conduces

verb: from conducive.

1. Encouragative of something positive.
2. Pushes towards something - normallyb positive.
M on Facebook today: Happy are those who find fault with themselves instead of finding fault with others.
Me: Not necessarily happy but at least wise and introspective, and to me self-questioning conduces (sic) progress.
by vivauganda January 22, 2011
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Nastissist

She came on in my Inbox with the selfie phone. When she spoke she was the epitome of nastyness - she was a nastissist.
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song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.
When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.
by vivauganda January 20, 2011
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e-purdah

Is he still attacking you behind his e-purdah? Ignore the e-nonymouse, just a rat
by vivauganda June 12, 2011
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we straight

Obama said this at the caffe, didn't he: We straight: after paying the bill?

The last act of anything done, time to move on.
Wrote a whole chapter today, sent it off to the publisher...we straight.
by vivauganda January 18, 2011
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