I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 04, 2019

get kekt

A combination of kek and get rekt, often used ironically.

Person 1: I don't think Donald Trump is a good president
Person 2: LOL GET KEKT COMMIE LIBTARD

by vejtics May 25, 2019

not yes

A very pointless and unnecessarily verbose way to say no.

Q: Can't you say anything in a normal way?
A: The answer is, sadly, not yes.

by vejtics May 04, 2019

Trønt

One of the many nicknames of Trent Reznor used among hardcore Nine Inch Nails fans.

NIN fan: did you listen to 10 Miles High?
other NIN fan: yeah man, trønt is a genius

by vejtics May 04, 2019

w/e

Short for whatever. Used when you couldn't care less, when you don't even care enough to write the whole word.

James: ur mom gay lole
John: w/e

by vejtics March 19, 2019

stoner doom

the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway

What genre is Electric Wizard?

Idk man, probably stoner doom

by vejtics August 25, 2022

hell you doin

Short for "what the hell are you doing", like when someone is totally crazy

hell you doin man?

by vejtics May 22, 2019